According to Clickhole, Disney has created its first ever Indian princess and her name is Ananya. Following the article, the movie in which Ananya is set to star in has actually already been created and the Disney execs are simply waiting for the right time to release the movie. Apparently America is too white currently and would not appreciate an Indian Disney princess. “It’s really too bad, because when Ananya sings the incredible ‘My Own Woman’ at the film’s climax, it’s an amazing moment that transcends racial background,” said Disney PR vice president George Wexler. “But until our audience is ready for her, just be prepared for tons of white princesses.” Apparently Disney also has movies made with Vietnamese, Ethiopian, Chinese, Iranian, and Eskimo princess but is afraid that they will not resonate with white America. For now, all movies are currently waiting out the racial demographics of the U.S.
Of course everything you have just read is satirical, found in a satire article written quite well by Clickhole, a parody site launched by The Onion. The article (I'll put the link below) scrolled across my newsfeed about a week ago and I was immediately interested until I took a read. It took me a couple paragraphs in to realize the satirical nature of it and then my interest became entertainment. It was pretty funny.
Here's for a good laugh:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/awesome-disney-has-created-its-first-ever-indian-p-1910
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